Til Demotivational Poster
ANGRY MIDGET - Let's face it, they're all angry. You would be too if you lived at ass level.
KEEPING IT SIMPLE -
CHEER UP BUDDY - At least you've got a great persona...no But at least all the girls want yo....no Screw it be a pouty little bitch i tried
IT' A SHAME... -
SLUT OR BITCH? - A slut will F**k anyone A bitch will F**k anyone but you.
JENNIFER TILLY -
VIRGINITY - Once you've lost it, searching for it is an exercise in futility.
FUTILITY - That single moment when you realize your strategy should have had options.
ARTILLERY - There is no problem that cannot be solved by the liberal use of high explosive.
HAPPY NEW YEAR! - Welcoming The New Year The Traditional Way
STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.
CARPE DIEM -
EVERY TOOL AND SPRAY IN THE BOOK - But nothing to rid him of his feelings for robin.
ONE FLEW OVER THE CUCKOO NEST -
IF IT AINT BROKE - don't fix it
U.S. NAVY - If you got the balls, we got the artillery.
FUTILITY - Some situations are just outside your capabilities unless your Clark Kent.
LADY GAGA... - Conceived This Way!
FUTILITY - Just because she's legal doesn't mean you're going to get anything from her.
THE UTILITARIAN WOMAN - She truly knows her place and why we value her...
F U T I L I T Y - When your life reaches this juncture.
GINA GERSHON - Doing Everything You Couldn't
LET'S REMEMBER -
JAY-Z - I'll let you pimp my sister in a parking lot for just 1 Good new song Without that Sting look alike.
CLOWNS - Resistance Is Futile.
LOGIC DUDE -
A CHANGED MAN - It's only imaginary girl butts from now on!
Parenting Fail -
MERRY CHRISTMAS -
TALENT? - She's Holding Them
NEW YEARS EVE -
SORRY, SWEETHEART... -
BISCUITS AND GRAVY - Almost as good as bacon.... Almost.
SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.
QUEEN ELIZABETH II -
BEER OVERDOSE! - That is your bodies special way of saying "Too Much".
DOUCHEBAG - Morale is not my problem.
ASIAN POSES -
HEY YOU -
SABERTOOTH - When you are a little too old to be considered a cougar.
LIKE A PRAYER -
CHESTICLES - Just take it off already!
MY DAUGHTER - IS TOO YOUNG TO BE THINKING ABOUT BOYS BUT IT SURE AS HELL KEEPS ME UP AT NIGHT.
LACTOSE INTOLERANCE - If I knew Eskimo pies weren't made from real Eskimos, I would have stopped after my 8th serving.....
SHIP OF FOOLS - "STUPID IS AS STUPID AS DOES" - FORREST GUMP
NICOTINE - No such thing as too much of a good thing.
The Day The Earth Stood Still -
FUTILITY - Ohm my god!
WOMEN - Versatile.
ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE. -
THE BOOK OF LIFE - Has half-filled pages With no punctuations whatsoever And is filled with unanswered questions
NEW TRICKS -
I'M TELLING YOU MAN -
THE SLEEP WARDEN -
FIGHTING FIRE -
WALKING ON CANS -
Pretty Trees Just Like Flowers -
FINISHING SCHOOL -
AN OUNCE OF PREVENTION -
A SAD DAY -
TURN ME ON -
ZOMBIE LOVER -
HEY GIRLS - I invented a new drinking game. It's called "Drink Until You Fuck Me"
BEEN THERE -
HOPES & DREAMS -
EMO THOUGHTS -
TIMMIES 1,000,000TH REJECT - Timmies assemble the smartest of their kind to embark on a mission- Find the elusive post that finally gets them on Motifake The guy in front: another Timmy
LEATHER ARMOUR -
JUNE 22, 1986 -
SPACEDOG - Training for the Canine Space Program was both rigorous AND sexy.
LINGERIE FOOTBALL LEAGUE -
PIERCINGS - they should be arriving shortly
TO THE BEST MOM - I'll make you proud mom, I'm going to fulfill your wish; You're going to see me and smile. That's a daughter's promise.
FACEPLANTS BIRTHDAY - The party was ruined when his mom woke him up from his wet dream.
NARWAL HAIKU -
THE GEM -
LOVE (IN MODERATION) -
CHARLIE WAFFLES -
SALMA - Voluptuousness personified!!!
WHAT BUTTS? -
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