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Til Demotivational Poster

ANGRY MIDGET - Let's face it, they're all angry. You would be too if you lived at ass level.

TAGS: humor funny hostile dwarf
Rating: 4.11/5

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Pikeman - October 27, 2015, 6:27 am
It depends on the asses.
- February 3, 2011, 8:19 pm
Thank you, Jmac. RL, Culos is happy because he choose which asses to be near. Unfortunately, midgets don't get to be selective. (WTFO)
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:57 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Jmac0585 - February 3, 2011, 10:56 am
5/5/5/5/5 Funny...
Reality Lord - February 3, 2011, 6:44 am
culos lives at ass level...and he seems pretty happy.


TAGS: and we still sing it 43 years later
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 16, 2012, 10:25 pm
Genius, Airman! Classic! 5L!
Kspace - March 18, 2010, 7:33 pm
I fucking love it!

CHEER UP BUDDY - At least you've got a great persona...no But at least all the girls want yo....no Screw it be a pouty little bitch i tried

TAGS: emo kid doesnt smile until the cake gets here
Rating: 2.5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 17, 2012, 12:03 am
When I see people with all those piercings, I feel impelled to inquire if they had seen the Punisher.

IT' A SHAME... -


TAGS: now girls settle down till we open the gate for admission
Rating: 4.13/5

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fascistfrenchman - October 26, 2010, 4:18 am
Very badminton. Can it get worse? Only on NaughtyFake :) 5L's

SLUT OR BITCH? - A slut will F**k anyone A bitch will F**k anyone but you.

TAGS: do you still have your v card
Rating: 4.38/5

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Thedge - September 29, 2014, 1:38 pm
Humor. Sometimes you reach and don't quite make the brass ring. Even piss some off. Oh well. Ignore the quote Nazis (sayings are regional) and keep on posting ! If you don't stretch the envelope, not much will ever fit.
NemesisGreatrex - September 21, 2014, 5:08 am
No, you tard, that's NOT the saying. The saying YOU refer to is the difference being that a Slut fucks anyone, a Whore charges money for fucking anyone. The caption is correct, you are a fail.
scfrgc - January 27, 2013, 8:43 pm
Dude, if you are going to do a saying on things, get the saying right. it is what's the differance between a WHORE and a SLUT, a WHore will f**k anyone, a Slut will F**k anyone but you.
yeodawg@hotmail.com - February 11, 2010, 8:11 am
The one in thee white dress has "BIG 'UNS" the slut/bitch is the most truest words eva spoken.
GreyScorpion - February 10, 2010, 12:22 pm
"raise your hand if you like it in the butt" 5L
rerun - February 10, 2010, 12:12 pm
Bovee, you know a lot of bitch's?


VIRGINITY - Once you've lost it, searching for it is an exercise in futility.

TAGS: bikini boobs beach searching looking find futility
Rating: 3.77/5

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agdaniele - January 9, 2010, 11:54 pm
Underboob fail.


TAGS: futility physics fail dice pzy
Rating: 4.8/5

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agdaniele - March 22, 2011, 8:33 pm
Sooooo.... did I Yahtzee? 5L

Erectile Dysfunction -

FUTILITY - That single moment when you realize your strategy should have had options.


ARTILLERY - There is no problem that cannot be solved by the liberal use of high explosive.

TAGS: artillery
Rating: 3.85/5

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Kavlin - June 21, 2011, 5:57 am
And for every problem a final solution.


HAPPY NEW YEAR! - Welcoming The New Year The Traditional Way

STALKING - It's such and ugly word don'tcha think? I much prefer closely watching over without consent.

TAGS: i still am not allowed 500 yards from angelina jolie
Rating: 4/5

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rerun - February 28, 2010, 12:51 pm
fantastic. 5 creeping Jolies for you
CpnKangaroo - February 28, 2010, 12:39 pm
why what?
Woodywood03a - February 28, 2010, 12:35 pm
and I wonder why?


EVERY TOOL AND SPRAY IN THE BOOK - But nothing to rid him of his feelings for robin.


TAGS: no car but still
Rating: 4.73/5

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IF IT AINT BROKE - don't fix it

TAGS: russias model is still the same
Rating: 3.74/5

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vader - February 8, 2010, 2:30 pm
the reason why they look the same, is that the people there are still waiting for their car to arrive
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 3:48 pm
Trabis (Trabants) were from East Germany. Nothing like a cardboard car body to scream "safety"!!! They also made the lovely Wartburg. The Czechs made Skodas...didn't see many Russian cars in Germany though. NOT that you were specifying it in that way...
Derek - January 5, 2010, 3:32 pm
You have a Trablant that isn't broken?!! Call the papers!

U.S. NAVY - If you got the balls, we got the artillery.

FUTILITY - Some situations are just outside your capabilities unless your Clark Kent.

LADY GAGA... - Conceived This Way!


TAGS: hostile
Rating: 3.35/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 26, 2010, 3:52 pm

Looks t me like she was Fat......Yo go Hammie.....you ride that Narwhal.....
tryal - August 26, 2010, 2:46 pm
looks set up to me... if it was real would think there would be more smudging

FUTILITY - Just because she's legal doesn't mean you're going to get anything from her.

TAGS: futile emma watson fail
Rating: 2.78/5

THE UTILITARIAN WOMAN - She truly knows her place and why we value her...

TAGS: breasts milk utilitarian woman hot
Rating: 4.79/5

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Budog - April 21, 2012, 12:06 am
Now that's what I need for my 72 hour kit!!! 5L

F U T I L I T Y - When your life reaches this juncture.

GINA GERSHON - Doing Everything You Couldn't


TAGS: wait till your son gets home from school
Rating: 3.76/5

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vihtori - January 25, 2010, 1:42 am

JAY-Z - I'll let you pimp my sister in a parking lot for just 1 Good new song Without that Sting look alike.

CLOWNS - Resistance Is Futile.


TAGS: logic dude tribute hes a grumpy grump till the 2nd cup
Rating: 4.62/5

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spacedog - September 3, 2010, 5:33 pm
Holy Smoke! LD and AK both pop in from the blue on the same day? Good to see ya guys. I'm sorry I missed it.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 3:05 pm
It worked for me. ...Goin' to sleep, g'night!
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 3:02 pm
*SMACK!* Watch yer mouth ya whippersnapper! I'm gonna wash out yer mouth...where's that bar of soap at? Wait - I'll bet Timmy took it again...he goes down to the YMCA and drops it over and over again in the shower. Thinks he'll make friends that way.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:52 pm
...To smack with my permission is one thing... But a surprise attack? What the F*CK, biatch??
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:47 pm
Ahhhhh yes...old times. Hey! *SMACK!* Who you callin' OLD!?
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:24 pm
Just like old times.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:21 pm
*SMACK!* Hey...I really DO feel better...
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2010, 2:12 pm
It blocks Motifake? Wow, how does that make you feel? Does it make you MAD? Do you wanna hit me? Fine! Do it.
LogicDude - September 3, 2010, 2:01 pm
And do NOT ask me how I feel about WebSense at all...stupid program...blocking Motifake...D*MMIT!
GreyScorpion - September 3, 2010, 1:40 pm
ladies and gentlemen, we have an honored guest this afternoon....mind your manners.
agdaniele - May 31, 2010, 10:59 pm
This is just great!

A CHANGED MAN - It's only imaginary girl butts from now on!


Parenting Fail -


TALENT? - She's Holding Them

TAGS: tila talent
Rating: 3.73/5

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BISCUITS AND GRAVY - Almost as good as bacon.... Almost.

SPIDER-MAN - The reality is never as great as the fictional story.


BEER OVERDOSE! - That is your bodies special way of saying "Too Much".

TAGS: spew the dew mountain dew or tillamore dew
Rating: 2.54/5

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Derek - June 22, 2010, 7:41 pm
Ironic that peoples' bodies can be smarter than their brains

DOUCHEBAG - Morale is not my problem.



TAGS: cute is still sexy cubby
Rating: 4.88/5

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Babhell - March 22, 2011, 11:57 pm
Probably not even female 0.o


TAGS: monkey outside you still inside
Rating: 4.67/5

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GreyScorpion - July 7, 2010, 6:07 pm
I did!! weak ass approval que was still here. 5L
Chef - July 7, 2010, 3:14 pm
Nice... I just might... NAW!

SABERTOOTH - When you are a little too old to be considered a cougar.

TAGS: how long till we start seeing sabertooth porn
Rating: 4.48/5

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Progyn - August 4, 2010, 1:26 am
I think she's bloody scrumptious. I'll take her anywhere
BoneCD - April 22, 2010, 10:29 pm
I'd bang her as long as she takes her calcium supplements cause we like it rough...then again I'd bang a hole in a tree when the wife's out of town. 5 shapely Poodles and hopefully sturdy ones
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 11:39 pm
Just sayin'
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 11:30 pm
LMFAO!! i laughed so hard at that analogy
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 11:27 pm
Delicate? Not her... she looks to be in good shape, right? I mean, the butt may feel like a sandwich bag full of over-boiled pasta.... but at 60, you'd KILL for that piece!
CANADA - April 20, 2010, 11:26 pm
be gentle, shes delicate
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 11:24 pm
Eye her across the bar... sippin on her 3rd vodka-prune juice... and you know she's gonna taste like the sweetest tapioca pudding... and will have the same consistency. Put on your game face, summon up your best lines, quote eisenhower, then break a hip!
Sean - April 20, 2010, 11:08 pm
AGEISM You can make fun of the elderly, or you can have fun with the elderly. But you gotta pick a lane, dirtbag.
Cubbybear - April 20, 2010, 11:00 pm
LOL!!! Aggy I can picture it all!
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 10:48 pm
LOL@Cubby! (Snaggletooth voice)... "I'm doin' an old chick... geriatrics, even! Exit... stage left!"
Cubbybear - April 20, 2010, 10:44 pm
I like Snagglepuss better 5/5
agdaniele - April 20, 2010, 10:09 pm
GreyScorpion - April 20, 2010, 7:09 pm
I'd 03A it, 5L
Cloudchaser - April 20, 2010, 11:10 am
That's actually a good body for a woman her age


TAGS: stilettoes your mom s
Rating: 4.47/5

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5150monkeylove - October 6, 2010, 11:36 am
The phrase changes.... "Please taze me ho!" 5 pairs of busts


CHESTICLES - Just take it off already!


LACTOSE INTOLERANCE - If I knew Eskimo pies weren't made from real Eskimos, I would have stopped after my 8th serving.....


TAGS: gaza israel flotilla ship of fools
Rating: 2.58/5

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cthulhufhtagn - January 24, 2011, 2:58 pm
@Derek Good samaritans are propaganda characters from the christian bible, the guys on the ship are not samaritan, but dumb turks and dumb europeans spondered by islamists.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 5:47 pm
Thanks, hawa.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 5:47 pm
ooops.... old comments. Nevermind. Lpmike... those were comments made in June. Let it go... it's a hot topic, we don't need a flare-up.
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 5:45 pm
agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 5:41 pm
alma gets a rest.
Hawamleh - October 10, 2010, 5:37 pm
I'm Arab, And I'm Cool With it. War Happens, Just because We Are Losing, Doesn't Mean We Are Not Mistaken.
Lpmike - October 10, 2010, 4:07 pm
BTW, I like the caption
Lpmike - October 10, 2010, 4:07 pm
Hey Alma, maybe if you make your comment not sound like a butthurt 5 year old we would respect your opinion
Derek - June 2, 2010, 5:43 pm
Good samaritans are fools eh?
almarpa - June 2, 2010, 9:11 am
Maybe my comment is naive, but you should read what you allow to apear. Is really mean the comment on the poster. Thank you.
agdaniele - June 2, 2010, 8:42 am
alma, take your naive political talk to poolitifake.org - here at motifake.com, we don't discuss the fact that Israel acted correctly.
almarpa - June 2, 2010, 7:46 am
This is really mean! You are trying to justify Israel attack as well as US justified the invasion of Irak with vanished massive destruction weapons.

NICOTINE - No such thing as too much of a good thing.

The Day The Earth Stood Still -

FUTILITY - Ohm my god!

WOMEN - Versatile.


TAGS: thank god i still have the tape
Rating: 5/5

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IllicoPresto - October 24, 2010, 8:06 pm
That is really bad! 5L!
spacedog - October 18, 2010, 6:56 pm
That totally kicks a$$. 5L Culos.
TheTrashHeap - October 18, 2010, 1:45 pm
This is what Motifake is all about. Culos for the perpetual win.
5150monkeylove - October 18, 2010, 1:45 pm
5L and added to my favs. I really love the dark stuff
tellitlikeitis - October 18, 2010, 12:04 pm
Totally sick and demented. Still deserves a 5 though.
Ed-Hyde - October 18, 2010, 11:56 am
I love the disney font to go with this.
suenero - October 18, 2010, 11:49 am
Dark & Twisted. Almost gave it a 4L it's so dark. But the voices in my head demanded a 5L.
Neener - October 18, 2010, 10:43 am
Twisted! I love it!

THE BOOK OF LIFE - Has half-filled pages With no punctuations whatsoever And is filled with unanswered questions



TAGS: vcr still says midnight crankyhead
Rating: 4.83/5

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Airman - December 22, 2010, 11:48 am
Hey.. my palm pilot has some functions you would be envious of.. if it ain't broke
Ed-Hyde - December 22, 2010, 7:42 am
Whew, I'm not the only one that does this... right?
Claire - December 21, 2010, 7:42 pm
Faceplant31 - December 21, 2010, 7:31 pm

Zing! Nice one crank


TAGS: be still crankyhead
Rating: 4.8/5

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rerun - September 5, 2010, 5:46 am
Claire - September 5, 2010, 2:03 am
I lol'd. 5L
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 2:00 am
Excellent. 5L



Pretty Trees Just Like Flowers -



TAGS: death cope nature needs fertilizer
Rating: 4.7/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2010, 6:19 pm
Nice one. 5L
Chompers - August 13, 2010, 11:25 am
I am now thoroughly demotivated.
Faceplant31 - August 13, 2010, 11:24 am

Very nice aggy, turned out perfect after letting it marinate for a while. 5L
jameswnash - August 13, 2010, 1:50 am
As long as we remember them, their spirit never dies
agdaniele - August 12, 2010, 10:57 pm
I loved this picture... been struggling with it for months.
Chompers - August 12, 2010, 10:32 pm
It's not the life that matters, it's the effect of the life that makes the difference.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:15 pm
R.E.S.P.E.C.T. Find out what it means to me.
Bartimaeus - August 12, 2010, 10:14 pm
Hilariously depressing. I'm laughing on the outside, and looking for razor blades in the cupboard. 5/5
Cubbybear - August 12, 2010, 10:05 pm
This is a fave. 5/5


TAGS: 22 catches and still noone out crankyhead
Rating: 4.67/5

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FSUninja777 - January 26, 2011, 5:35 pm
So...because Iraq and Iran don't have nuclear weapons, it's okay if we use them? ;D
agdaniele - October 2, 2010, 12:18 pm
Unless fire happens to be a nymphomaniac. 5L
GreyScorpion - October 1, 2010, 9:12 pm
fighting fire with firewater makes you a molotov cocktail. 5L
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 9:05 pm
tanks buddy =)
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 9:00 pm
so true. awesome pic crank.


TAGS: stilts 1970s remember no stress
Rating: 4.67/5

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tellitlikeitis - December 12, 2010, 9:18 pm
Yes, who wishes she were 8 years old sometimes...
Reality Lord - December 12, 2010, 9:17 pm
let me gues...single working parent....right?

Reality -


TAGS: china olympics advancements still a virgin
Rating: 4.6/5

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showmeone - March 18, 2011, 4:12 pm
.. the VMP ...(vagina meltdown prevention) Person
ICEMAN - August 8, 2010, 9:31 pm
Either that or the crab infestation has gotten out of hand. 5

6000TH -

TAGS: posters still fill mind cubby
Rating: 4.6/5

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Cubbybear - February 12, 2011, 12:00 am
autumnspirit - February 11, 2011, 11:54 pm
I saw this earlier, but missed the Mid-section, of course, I was looking at her eyes ;) Congrats... Love the poster CB! *smooch*
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 11:51 pm
(you don't look a DAY over 5K)
5150monkeylove - February 11, 2011, 11:47 pm
agdaniele - February 11, 2011, 11:42 pm
Thank YOU for making the site so great!
Cubbybear - February 11, 2011, 11:36 pm
You Guys are AMSOME!!!


TAGS: get outta the basement while you still have a chance
Rating: 4.6/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 8:53 pm
I think Scott Peterson would disagree with you.


TAGS: apr 16 turn ons i loved her until she gave me the clapper
Rating: 4.59/5

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Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 5:50 pm

God knows we wouldn't want him to get to excited. He set of the richter scales last time he got all worked up.
rerun - April 16, 2010, 5:33 pm
not too many rounds, it may drive him over the edge...great poster
Faceplant31 - April 16, 2010, 5:32 pm

Nice. A round of applause for you sir!



TAGS: wait til she passes out cubby
Rating: 4.56/5

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gmltwc - October 19, 2010, 5:38 pm
Who puts an AC vent right by the toilet and a plug in by the shower?! She is going to be calling for some paper here pretty soon too. looks like she used it all up.
CANADA - October 9, 2010, 11:18 pm
lol, be more than one of these tonight
Claire - October 9, 2010, 11:17 pm
Yeah, they're Uggs... As in Uggly.
Cubbybear - October 9, 2010, 11:16 pm
Muck lucks?
rerun - October 9, 2010, 11:11 pm
aren't those "Ughhs" or something like that? Kinda fits the theme.
agdaniele - October 9, 2010, 11:06 pm
Love the boots.
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:23 pm
It's not any fun if it doesn't hurt.
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:22 pm
guess the truth does hurt
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 10:15 pm
Oh Claire you just know me so well.
Claire - October 9, 2010, 10:11 pm
Rerun, be sensitive. Some people can only get kisses from drunks. Sometimes said drunks are of the same gender. I'm sure Moo can tell you all about it.
rerun - October 9, 2010, 10:07 pm
claiming to enjoy the sapphic love here?
Kazastas - October 9, 2010, 9:37 pm
Yes please..Hold the chunks though.

HEY GIRLS - I invented a new drinking game. It's called "Drink Until You Fuck Me"

TAGS: drinking game drink until fuck
Rating: 4.54/5

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mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:56 pm
lol... it's a game without rule5


TAGS: janchallenge it is amazing im still alive
Rating: 4.48/5

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vihtori - January 25, 2010, 3:29 am
nicely done.. 5 suicide tigers for u!
CANADA - January 22, 2010, 3:45 pm
that would be sweet into a lake
GreyScorpion - January 22, 2010, 12:20 pm
5 little rascals
Airman - January 22, 2010, 11:39 am
really good one
Fatt Matt - January 22, 2010, 10:25 am
Excellent! +5 stitches and broken bones
rerun - January 22, 2010, 7:38 am
this is the before image of a few of our resident Motifakers


TAGS: until you brought it up
Rating: 4.48/5

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BoneCD - March 10, 2010, 6:18 am
Ditto what Sean said; 5 Poodles
Airman - March 8, 2010, 5:15 pm
I fully agree
Sean - March 7, 2010, 7:59 pm
This is great. If I saw this as an actual poster in a print shop I would buy it for sure. Just great.
Haarakkon - March 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Thanks, guys. I rather like it.
Produceman117 - March 7, 2010, 6:29 pm
Nice work.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 12:24 pm
Very nice work Haar, 5Ls.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 8:03 am


TAGS: children day i can hardly wait till i m old enough to drive that
Rating: 4.48/5

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liljudge - May 25, 2011, 1:51 am
that is brutality honest but true i totally agree
culos - March 16, 2010, 6:17 am
Where did you find my picture?


TAGS: you never know until you try
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - July 22, 2010, 1:01 am
Beautiful! Muy macho!


TAGS: still hot weirdo cubby
Rating: 4.44/5

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agdaniele - October 3, 2010, 9:46 pm
Sigh. 5L


TAGS: agdaniele we all gave till it hurt except moo
Rating: 4.44/5

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ICEMAN - June 9, 2010, 12:12 am
Enjoy your puddle. 5L
Cubbybear - June 8, 2010, 11:22 pm
If you're not using the bear...can I have it back? Thanks!
agdaniele - June 8, 2010, 9:47 pm
Giggety giggety.... ewwww.


TAGS: immortality assignment pray for our sinners now and till the hour of our death seriously otherwise it is going to be eternally boring
Rating: 4.44/5

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Cyrenius - May 31, 2010, 11:59 am
Not the fun peoples, only the gay ones ;)
Zealot - May 7, 2010, 4:31 pm
R.S.Jake - May 7, 2010, 3:49 pm
I'll drink to that!

TIMMIES 1,000,000TH REJECT - Timmies assemble the smartest of their kind to embark on a mission- Find the elusive post that finally gets them on Motifake The guy in front: another Timmy

TAGS: timmy futile search
Rating: 4.4/5

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agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 2:41 am
Well played. 5L


JUNE 22, 1986 -

TAGS: rerun moonwalk futility
Rating: 4.36/5

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faustfick - February 9, 2012, 8:10 am
THE ROBOT. You're doing it right
rerun - March 7, 2011, 8:11 pm
I finally got the safety dance thing down

SPACEDOG - Training for the Canine Space Program was both rigorous AND sexy.


TAGS: be still my heart
Rating: 4.29/5

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ICEMAN - May 17, 2010, 7:57 pm
That's funny. I don't care who you are. 5 hairy armpits.

PIERCINGS - they should be arriving shortly

TAGS: artillery is good at piercing
Rating: 4.27/5

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agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:57 am
Airman - June 2, 2010, 6:28 pm
Derek - June 2, 2010, 5:47 pm
How many launchings before the tyres catch fire?
Faceplant31 - June 2, 2010, 1:42 pm


TO THE BEST MOM - I'll make you proud mom, I'm going to fulfill your wish; You're going to see me and smile. That's a daughter's promise.

TAGS: ten years gone and i still miss her
Rating: 4.23/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:46 pm


TAGS: greybeards still got fire in the basement
Rating: 4.15/5

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rerun - March 7, 2010, 5:34 pm
Momma Calzone ain't too happy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 7, 2010, 5:20 pm

As long as you and the Calzone love each other, Who are we to judge?
sickartist - March 7, 2010, 1:32 pm
Heck I have been known to be satisfied squeezing into a parking space.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 12:46 pm
Well if it's a NEW family guy there is no choice to be made.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 12:38 pm
At my age, I can get cock-blocked by a large calzone.
agdaniele - March 7, 2010, 12:37 pm
Unless I've just had a big meal, drank too much, or Family Guy is on.
spacedog - March 7, 2010, 12:30 pm
Nice. The reflexes might be slower, but everything still works.

867-5309 -

TAGS: jenny is still the girl cubby
Rating: 4.14/5

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Cubbybear - August 21, 2010, 4:17 pm
Jenny still rocks! One of the few blondes I respect.
Iconoclast - August 21, 2010, 1:14 pm
Iconoclast - August 21, 2010, 1:13 pm
Uh, I think you left our the area code. I tried to call and when I asked for Jenny some really ticked off guy screamed that I should leave his teen aged daughter alone.

FACEPLANTS BIRTHDAY - The party was ruined when his mom woke him up from his wet dream.

TAGS: not your birthday but still
Rating: 4.13/5

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Bovee - March 23, 2010, 3:08 pm
had to use this picture for something. its to great not to.
Faceplant31 - March 23, 2010, 1:35 pm

Love it! She is always effing up the good ones tho!


TAGS: shes still cute ilike horny chicks
Rating: 4.12/5

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agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:17 am


TAGS: you can polish a turd but it still aint worth shiit belated roast a greybeard iceman
Rating: 4.09/5

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Derek - March 10, 2011, 3:42 pm
A golden turd award. Can think of some very deserving people.


TAGS: how many times can you say that one chick on a poster and still nobody catches it
Rating: 4.07/5

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thatonechick - April 1, 2010, 10:49 pm
Oh, Veg, HI! :D Did you know this was the first poster I EVER favorited?
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:15 pm
they forced me, they forced me!!!
lesterinside - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
"gulp"..it was, it was, it was, Keyser Söze, I SWEAR!
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:13 pm
I try and see all of the posters, I cannot believe how many new ones I have missed.
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 9:09 pm
Thanks, Rerun. I guess she forgot about this one. And yes, Grey, I do. You will too in a few moments (wink, wink).
rerun - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm
instant win Veg.
GreyScorpion - April 1, 2010, 9:01 pm
did you feel the love today?, Pro
Produceman117 - April 1, 2010, 8:47 pm
Uh, TOC. Hello?


SALMA - Voluptuousness personified!!!

TAGS: from dusk till dawn damn right
Rating: 4/5

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agdaniele - February 18, 2010, 8:11 pm
And a personality for it, too.
rerun - February 18, 2010, 8:10 pm
she has a body made for porn